Top Offerings on Amazon Prime Day 2024's Disappointing Edition
Get ready for a double dose of Amazon's Prime Day madness! Here we are, once again, prowling the digital halls of Amazon's warehouses, ready to dig through their profit sweepstakes - the ultimate deal-a-thon. But, fret not, eager consumers, for you don't need to break the bank on Amazon to nab good deals. Don't be suckered into Prime Day's allure – Best Buy, Walmart, and other retail giants are Ready, Set, Sale around the same time. And let's not forget Black Friday, coming up, where we expect similar deals on the same hot-ticket items.
Now, beware the tricks that companies play in inflating their product prices for the "exclusive" illusion of a dramatic discount. While that smartwatch or phone you've been eyeing might sport a few hundred dollars off, remember not to be blinded by the glitter of "exclusive" deals. Cross-check those prices with price-checking apps like camelcamelcamel to get a sense of the product's recent pricing history. If it had a lower price in the past, it's likely to hit that mark again.
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Personal Sauna in a Blanket
Amazon's vast collection of personal health products never ceases to amaze, and this Prime Day we've found another gem - the LifePro Sauna Blanket. For $150, this large sleeping bag with arm slots offers the chance to feel like a steamed clam at the bottom of a pot. It's currently cheaper than its usual price of around $170, making it an appealing choice for those yearning for a full-body steam.
But, if the LifePro Sauna Blanket isn't quirky enough for you, there's always the Sunakie Personal Sauna to consider. This bizarre way to sweat yourself into better health promises to heat you up in just 10 minutes and still keep your phone within easy reach, thanks to zip-open arm sleeves and a head hole.
Warm Your Buns at the Ballgame
With the Mets finally back in the playoffs, chilly stadium seats are imminent. You can either rug up or grab a heated massage stadium seat that warms your bottom and takes up way too much space on the bench. But, do check if your local sports venue allows you to bring an outside seat warmer.
Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow
If you've ever wanted to sit on Nicolas Cage's face, now's your chance, with this Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow Cover, going for just $3 off its base $15 price. But, be warned, those sequins are more trouble than they're worth, often getting stuck in the wrong positions and breaking the strings holding them in place. Plus, they're uncomfortable, to say the least.
Don't Be deceived by Prime on Prime
The drink company formerly known as Prime, and its controversial face, influencer Logan Paul, have been faced with a barrage of lawsuits for sluggish sales and non-payment to vendors. So, think twice before jumping on the bandwagon for a 24-pack of Prime drinks, priced at just $18, when it normally goes for $23.
Quirky Holiday Pajamas
Matching holiday pajamas give me the creeps. But, if your family is the goth band you've always wanted, then perhaps these skull-adorned pajamas are just the ticket. Just remember, not everyone wants to look like a Halloween costume on Christmas morning.
Watch Out for that Compressed Air Cannon
An electric compressed air duster from Transwarrior promises a 300,000 RPM fan with a 300G wind pressure. However, why oh why, does the product's main image advertising show somebody pointing the cannon directly at their face? You probably don't need gale-force winds to blow the dust out of your case, and any compressed air can do the trick. This duster is selling for $60, with an outlandish 91% off a claimed $700 base price. As you can guess, that's complete nonsense – the blower normally sells for around $85.
Xbox Porn Cover
Amazon has put a variety of console sticker covers up for grabs this Prime Day, but one that caught my eye, alas, lacks taste – this Xbox Series S and Xbox One cover. It's just $2 off the original price, offering a "limited-time deal" that's sure to make any visitor to your home think twice about talking to you again.
Overpriced Norton Software Keys
Norton is still peddling the idea that you need to buy physical software keys for security software. But, the truth is, most people don't. So, think twice before forking out $20 for Norton 360 antivirus, when its usual price is an average of $30, not $90. This means you'll save just $10 with the supposed deal.
- In the future, technology such as the LifePro Sauna Blanket and Sunakie Personal Sauna will continue to surprise us with their quirky methods of promoting health, but be sure to check prices with apps like camelcamelcamel to ensure you're not being tricked into a bad deal.
- Despite Prime Day's allure, retail giants like Best Buy, Walmart, and others will have similar sales around the same time, so don't limit your shopping to Amazon.
- If you're a fan of Nick Cage, you can own a piece of him with the Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow Cover, currently $3 off its base price, but be warned, those sequins can cause more trouble than they're worth.
- Be cautious when buying products like the compressed air cannon from Transwarrior. While it's currently advertised with a 91% off claimed base price, the blower typically sells for around $85, not the displayed $700.
