Game of the Week: Date the Inanimate - A Wacky Dating Sim Adventure
Everything is up for adoration in the trendy phenomenon of "date everything."
Get ready to spice up your dating life with an unusual twist! Introducing "Date Everything!", a captivating dating sim that allows you to, well, date everything within your very own home. From the quirky coffee machine to the sultry sofa, you'll find yourself entangled in a whirlwind of relationships with household items you never thought you'd fall for.
So how does this unique dating game work? It's all about the mystical Dateviators - a pair of glasses that grant you the power to directly acknowledge an object's existence, making it interactable for the player. The fun begins as you delve into your humble abode and start exploring the profiles of various items, each with their unique charm and personality.
Building Relationships, or Breaking Them
With multiple-choice dialogues, you can forge an emotional bond with your potential beau or bff. Take it to the next level by creating a romantic relationship, or if it's not a match, settle for a platonic friendship. Alternatively, you could even test the waters of hate, if that floats your boat.
The characters in "Date Everything!" are nothing short of remarkable. With diverse body types, ethnic backgrounds, and gender identities, each one is meticulously crafted with thought and love. Signature details, like the lost change Koa keeps in his waistband or Dorian's keychain around his neck, showcase the attention to detail that went into making these characters come alive.
Deep Characters for the Win
While some characters' traits are playful or directly related to their object nature (like Dorian, the door keeper), others have compelling backstories that give them real depth. This is further emphasized by a fully sync'd ensemble of all 100 characters, ensuring a seamless, immersive experience.
This game is like a bisexual, polyamorous daydream, where both monogamous heterosexuals and dating enthusiasts alike can find joy. With engaging, heartwarming, and sometimes thrilling dialogues, you'll be motivated to really get to know all your potential dates. It's a bit like "Gotta Catch 'Em All," but this time, it's with those charming appliances you've always overlooked.
Translation Issues - A Minor Hiccup
Unfortunately, there's a catch - as of now, the game lacks a German translation, both in the text and synchronization. This can pose a problem, especially with strongly accented characters, but it doesn't take away from the overall charm and humor of the game.
While "Date Everything!" is a racy-free zone, it does contain detailed descriptions of dates and their aftermaths. The game has received a 16+ rating from the Entertainment Software Self-Regulation Body (USK).
If you're ready to dive headfirst into a game that blends a heartfelt narrative with zany gameplay, then "Date Everything!" might just be the perfect fit for you. It's available on Nintendo Switch, PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X/S, and will cost you around 30 euros.
- Delve into an extraordinary lifestyle with "Date Everything!", a captivating game that offers an unusual dating experience, allowing you to engage in relationships with various household items.
- As you explore the fashion-and-beauty of this game's characters, you'll find diverse body types, ethnic backgrounds, and gender identities, each with unique charm and personality.
- With the power of the mystical Dateviators, you can interact with gadgets like smartphones and technology, books, and social media, creating engaging dialogues that lead to romantic or platonic relationships.
- In the realm of entertainment, "Date Everything!" offers movies-and-tv references, making it a bit like "Gotta Catch 'Em All", but with those charming appliances you've always overlooked.
- While the game lacks a German translation, its zany humor and heartfelt narrative remain engaging, available on multiple platforms like Nintendo Switch, PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X/S for roughly 30 euros.
